Humanity, we've reached the pinnacle: Presenting the Macbook selfie stick

9 months ago

Just in case the dirty looks you receive when using a selfie stick aren’t quite dirty enough, a new art project has upped the ante.

Instead of attaching your phone to a stick to take a picture of yourself, Art404, John Yuyi and Tom Galle – the people behind the actual Netflix and Chill room – have made it possible to stick your Macbook on the end of a stick.

We just hope it doesn’t catch on.

For when you need to look on point laying in a field

For when you want to completely befuddle a man selling tours in Times Square

For when your leisurewear game needs to be documented, and only a big screen will do

For when your iPhone just isn’t capable of catching your serious face well enough

For when you and your squad happen to find yourselves on a selfie-suitable rooftop

For when you need to answer the question everyone is asking

Please, please, PLEASE: Let us all pray some marketing executive somewhere doesn’t decide this will be a great product to sell over Christmas 2016.