While browsing the Jersey Met Office website, one astute islander noticed something extremely concerning:

Unfortunately, it seemed the rumours were in fact true – a search of the website showed no sunrises for February whatsoever:

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And Jersey wasn’t the only Channel Island apparently fated to endure an Arctic winter…

Things were not looking good for Guernsey either:

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Not a man to be dissuaded from his duties by the promise of endless darkness, Deputy Sam Mézec still found time for some political commentary: 

Luckily for the sanity of islanders, Paul Aked, Manager of the Government of Jersey’s Meteorological Department, assured Express that this was merely a technical error, which will be corrected in due course.

“I can confirm that the sun will rise in February,” he said.

Phew.