News Eye has had an exclusive first-sight of this new effort, which beautifully mixes golden beaches, verdant valleys, historic castles, leafy lanes and verbal effluent…
All hail to the Chief
Big J… the best that the island has. He wants you to love him. And, deep down, you do. He’s got us through the pandemic without making a single mistake. Not one. That’s unbelievable. At the beginning he was really shaky, but now we’ve got used to his awkward ways…
Heroes like John aren’t doing it for themselves. They’re doing it for you. For everyone. Except Kristina.
Can you be like John? Of course you can.
Clinical precision
Look at him, always in control. That’s Lyndon. He wants to build a hospital for just £800m. That’s right, £800m. For an island 9×5. And the intention is not to lose a single tree. Not one. That’s amazing.
Can you be a hero like Lyndon? Of course you can. Just start saving now.
It’s all about the tax
See that lady there? That’s Susie. She’s doing the Island proud by spending lots of money. Trouble is, it’s all borrowed and will have to be paid back. That’s why she’s going to have to raise taxes. Your taxes.
It’s a tough job saddling future generations with debt but someone’s got to do it.
Be a hero. Pay more taxes.
