The Healing Lofts - April Fools 2025

Bold new plans have been unveiled to transform part of Jersey’s current Gloucester Street hospital into a luxury medical-themed AirBnB and event complex – but only after the new one is complete, which Ministers now say will happen “well ahead of schedule” to help boost tourism.

Branded ‘The Healing Lofts’, the development promises boutique accommodation with “operating-theatre-chic” interiors, exposed pipework, and original patient call buttons “for ambiance and authenticity”.

The move comes amid growing concern over a decline in Jersey’s tourist accommodation stock, with Ministers hoping the Healing Lofts will offer a “creative solution” to to keep the island’s tourism offering competitive and characterful.

From Path Lab Penthouse to Surgical (Dance)Floor

The announcement was made at a press conference on healthcare infrastructure – although most questions quickly shifted to how, after years of delays, the long-awaited Overdale hospital will now be completed in under 30 months and how the new facility will be funded.

“We’ve found… efficiencies,” said one official vaguely, while gesturing toward a mood board featuring vintage x-ray lightboxes, Scandi gurney beds, and soft-close medicine cabinets.

Each part of the new Gloucester Street complex will carry a nod to its medical past, including:

  • The Path Lab Penthouse, with panoramic views over town
  • The Surgical (Dance)floor, ideal for large groups or hen-dos
  • The Paediatric Pod, described by one designer as “playful but unsettling”
  • Ward 7½, a speakeasy-style bar with IV-themed cocktails guests can only access by walking through a filing cabinet

To honour the building’s legacy while also complying with the Percentage for Art scheme, a local artist will create a light installation using discarded thermometers, and all guests will receive a complimentary wellness check from a retired nurse upon arrival. 

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Pictured: A concept image of the thermometer-inspired art installation. (StayWell Spaces Ltd)

Visitors can also opt in to the “immersive care” experience, which includes a simulated diagnosis and a 6am blood pressure check.

A way to boost sports tourism?

Officials said the concept has already attracted international interest – particularly from the sporting world. 

Following recent comments from Olympic medallist Jonny Brownlee expressing a desire to bring Super League Triathlon back to Jersey, officials believe The Healing Lofts could serve as athlete accommodation and help make the event a reality once again.

Pictured: Officials hope that the new Healing Lofts facility will be a hit among visiting athletes – and think that a new version of Super League Triathlon could be the perfect launchpad for the concept.

One elite triathlete is said to have shown interest in a whole floor for their support team, citing “a desire to stay somewhere sterile, iconic, and vaguely haunted”.

£1.04m cost

The cost of the transformation – and ‘strategic reuse’ consultancy – is expected to be in the region of £1.04m.

Renowned wellness architect Flora Ipsol and Ralf P. Solio, self-dubbed ‘tourism futures strategist’ and founder of StayWell Spaces Ltd, have been recruited to lead the project.

Asked whether turning the former hospital into tourist accommodation was appropriate, Ms Ipsol commented: “It’s about preserving history – and monetising it. 

“People pay good money to stay in old fire stations, prisons and nuclear bunkers. Why not a hospital?”

“Premium experiential activation”

“Some people see a decommissioned hospital. I see a multi-sensory healing narrative ecosystem with overnight potential. This isn’t just adaptive reuse – it’s transmutational placemaking,” Mr Solio added.

“The Paediatric Pod alone is worth a Michelin star in emotional resonance. And Ward 7½? Pure liminal luxury. We’re already thinking about Phase Two expansion, featuring a hyperbaric sauna and spa menu based entirely on hospital-grade jelly and Lucozade.

“It’s time for Jersey to reimagine its healthcare heritage as premium experiential activation.”

The Gloucester Street site is due to officially close as a medical facility in late 2027 – or, according to one source, “even earlier, if everyone just stops asking so many questions”.