Does anyone else think the “poop” emoji is an underused emoticon?
Twitter stats reveal it’s only been used 16 million times – and that’s well behind some of the others – like “crying” (82 million) and “love” (37 million).
Well, worry not, because today happens to be World Emoji Day – and a great excuse to get our shit together and express your deepest thoughts with the help of “poop”.
For those cowardly moments.
For when you’re so scared, you can’t think straight.
When things aren’t going your way.
When you’ve had little too much to drink.
When you come across someone who’s simply a pain in the ass.
When you’re just hacked off.
When you’re fed-up with all the nonsense.
When you’re way too upset to string a logical sentence together.
When you’ve made a mental note of everything that irritates you.
For those moments when your memory fails you.
When you come across something that’s way beyond contempt.
When things are so flippin’ bad.
When you’re frightened to the point of … well, y’know.
Yeah, enough is enough.
When someone’s stolen that sandwich you were so looking forward to eating.
When you find nothing worthy of your attention.
When you can’t be bothered to have a proper chat.
Because, frankly, it’s ridiculous.
When you’re totally blown away with utter awe.
When troubles don’t seem to go away.
When someone’s lying to your face.
When that first sip of tea sets your tongue on fire.
When it’s all gone pear-shaped.
When things have spiralled out of control.
Because it’s one of those days when there’s no willpower left do do anything.
Well, because it’s been a mental day.