In what seems like the perfect confluence of all of 21st century society’s biggest obsessions, the internet’s favourite smut pedlar Pornhub has launched a video game-style fitness programme based around sex.
Bang Fit is a sort of like Guitar Hero or SingStar – except with added adult fun.
Basically, you and your partner – or partners – have to copy the movements you’re shown on screen via the bang.fit website.
You strap your smartphone to your body and, hey presto, you get a score for how accurately you recreated the sex routine.
Then, if you have absolutely no shame, you can share your results with your friends and family on social media.
Depending on you are, this probably sounds like either a new low for human progress – or quite fun, actually.
We look forward to the first reviews…